So begins What the Hell con in Greensboro NC and like most conventions, I'm a little scared.
A likely story to my left, dilegently working away as I contemplate cookies.
Philip Lagas-Rivera of the Shallow End gets his ass toolled by a girl.
Philip pretty much got his ass toolled by everyone.
I brought my own boffer weapons which me and Phillip Wright of Furmentation used on poor Philip
booooooobbies!
yea gods! this is a first. and it's friggin HUGE
and another first. signing shoes.
I signed a dockmartin. This thing is going to be around until the end of time!!
ON TO THE GEEK AUCTION!
no no, these are the auctioneers.
oh yes, we treated them with the respect and dignity that befits a slab of meat up for auction.
begin the bidding!!!
yes, we had them dance like monkies. on multiple ocasions.
sorry it's blurry but I had to show that even the convention staff went up for auction in swanky Tick ties.
The bidding was open to anybody.
and I meen anybody.
yes, they came in all shapes and sizes and plumage.
the highest quolity meat
I got into a cat fight over this fantabulouse boy.
ok boys, take it off.
and off...
and off..... you do realize we're only going to be able to dance once with the boy we buy.
who the hell cares, he's fucking hot!!
damn, that's as naked as he got.
Do you think the meat worried about who it was sold to?
yes, yes it was.
what the hell were these guys? I guess they brought their own protection
as the bidding raged on, the boys peeled it off. but damnit, this is as far as they got. come on girls, keep bidding!!!
wait a minute, who's this???
who IS this???!?!
dear lord, it's... it's.... (I see you quiver, with antisu-)
Michael J. Nelson from Mystery Science Theatre 3000
good god, they exhist! so I had to buy the boy that came with them.
and Philip from Shallow end daired to bid against me!
but the redhead was mine.
and so began the harrem.
wait, how old did you say these next two are?!?
BAIRLY legal
I'LL TAKE THEM!
and before I knew it I had an honest to god harrem. I was surrounded by boys with price tags.
boys who had no shame. as it should be.
and then there was dancing.
The convention wouldn't be compleate without cartoonist graphiti.
brought to you by the Devils Panties, The Shallow End, and Ferminataion
